LOL

I ate about 20 dried apricots...

...and that was a bad decision. Apricots have 5% of your recommended daily fiber. Each dried apricot is a whole apricot. I had all of my daily recommended fiber AT ONE TIME. It was a painful afternoon. Thank God I discovered this on a weekend, and not at work.

Those Badgers...

They do like to drink a lot.

Best review ever

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens tomorrow in theaters. Please don't see it. Please don't contribute to the destruction of all that is good in the human spirit. If you absolutely must go (e.g. you have bratty kids who won't stop yapping), please fart loudly and repeatedly in the theater so that everyone's good time is ruined.

Now comes the part where I hack up a lung

My cold's are extremely predictable. It never fails.

Day 1: sneeze a few times, but don't give it a second thought
Day 2: sore throat. i start remembering the day before - when i was sneezing
Day 3: sore throat + snot nose out of control
Day 4: snot nose
Day 5: snot nose + slight cough
Day 6: snot nose + painful hacking cough
Day 7: hacking cough
Day 8: hacking cough
Day 9: occasional hacking cough
Day 10: better

I am currently in Day 5. Tomorrow is gonna suck. Maybe I'll remember to blog again on Day 10, Wednesday, to report if my prediction was correct. Working in an office sucks. After not being sick for almost a year, and then 2 colds in 3 months?

Also, I've been having major TMJ (?) pain since Monday. Do I grind my teeth in my sleep?

I am looking forward to what will hopefully be a weekend of relaxation and recuperation. Here's to lounging around!!

Is it bad that...

...I cringe every time my cell phone rings?

Awesome Weekend

Celebrated my brother's graduation and his gf's birthday all weekend, and I got to spend 10 hours babysitting my nephew. I know, what kind of crazy person wants to babysit for 10 hours? ME! I love that little guy. So well-behaved now, too.

AND, of course, the Lakers won. Plus, I didn't have to work! GREAT WEEKEND. Plus, I am going to the Santa Barbara zoo next Sunday with my mom and my brother's family :)