Sunday, June 28, 2009

Best review ever

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens tomorrow in theaters. Please don't see it. Please don't contribute to the destruction of all that is good in the human spirit. If you absolutely must go (e.g. you have bratty kids who won't stop yapping), please fart loudly and repeatedly in the theater so that everyone's good time is ruined.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know, I'm getting a "bitch, please" vibe from this review. Laid on the snark a little too thick. If you hated the movie that much, you wouldn't have made the time.

    Besides, is anyone going into Transformers and expecting The Shawshank Redemption? No. So let it be what it is.

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